"Top 5 How-to choose your Candidate"

Top 5 “How To choose your Candidate”- using Primary versus Secondary color relationship

5. By the car they drive- if it’s a primary color their edgy, self-absorbed and egotistical
- If it’s a secondary color they may not be for lower fuel cost and they will still 'cut you off ' in the “carpool” lane
4. By the shoes they wear- if it’s a primary color they like to stomp around the stable looking for crap to get into
- if it’s a secondary color they may give you a lift but they won’t admit you strapped their ‘stallion’
3. By the color of their shirt- if it’s a primary color they start strong and they always seem to “appropriate accounts” just in time for re-election

- if it’s a secondary color they may start slow but they always remember to pay for “Ketchup”
2. By the color of their spouse’s under garment- if it’s a primary color they have a hard time dealing with “family issues”
- if it’s a secondary color they air their “family’s issues” out like civilized Americans –“using ‘special’ white envelopes in their counties Magistrate”
1. By the color of their official campaign sign- if it’s a primary color they are saying “hey elect me at least you know I’m a snake”
- if it’s a secondary color they are saying “Ha, ‘Snake!’ –my tail don’t Rattle” Pick me! Pick me!

© Verbal, 2008